Truth in advertising

Some products need to have their taglines updated:

Doritos lime tortilla chips-  "Nobody wants Rickets"

Laffy Taffy- "Your dentist's boat payments ain't cheap"

Gas-X- "dude, you stink"

Lite beer- "Getting wasted is OK, but being drunk and overweight is completely unacceptable"

Dockers pants- "covering your ugly legs since 1850"

Stair Glide- "The old person's roller coaster"

X-box- "Because real interaction is just too much work"

Diet Coke-  (in New York City only) "20 ounces are banned, so drink 10 and clean your car battery with the rest"