"I just met you
and this is crazy
so here's my number
and call me maybe"
Carly Rae Jepson's song is very popular here at the Foundation for listening to teenie-bopper pop songs these days. Carter Marie sings it non-stop and I think it is kind of a catchy little dittie. Everything can be improved, however. I have decided to re-work the chorus a bit. Here are some options I've come up with:
"I just ate you
and this is crazy
You were tasty
for a cheap pastry"
"That dog just bit you
and this is crazy
If you start foaming
you've got rabies"
"It is hot
and this is crazy
I am sweating
and it's so hazy"
"I am itching
and this is crazy
It'd be a bummer
if I had scabies"
"I sit on the couch
and this is crazy
I don't do nothing
'cause I'm so lazy"
"This post is so dumb
and Rich is crazy
But that don't bother
or even faze me"
I realize that other people have parodied this song already, but I couldn't resist. Carly- she's one funky Canuck!
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