Apologies

I would like to apologize to the general reading public. That means you, who are reading this instead of going to the library like a normal person and checking out real literature. My mea culpa is for being absent for the past few weeks, months, years or whatever it was. You see, I had a terrible accident and had to re-learn a few skills. Allow me to explain:

While on hiatus traveling with Kim and the kids (someone's got to earn some cash in this household!), I went to an porcupine petting zoo somewhere on the Alabama/Mississippi border. I don't know if you have ever been lucky enough to pet a porcupine, but it is an experience that makes one quiver. Making a long story short, I have finally regained the feeling in my hands and, therefore, am back at the blogging "job" that earns me no money, respect, or gratitude. It feels good to be back in the proverbial saddle leading my charging stead nowhere in particular.

If you forgot that I even wrote this thing, I will forgive you. My team of therapists at Johns Hopkins tells me that megolomania is somewhat treatable and that I am progressing slowly.